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When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.
Number one rule of Tumblr.
forever reblog people.
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- what she says: brb shower!!
- what she really means: imagine me naked and wet in the shower i hope you think i'm hot
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
reblogging for the story
He’s bread, Jim.
…That is amazing and omfg the story
the story for sure ! ahhaaa
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